parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

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