cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

beesmygod:

there is nothing. nothing about this image. that isnt fucking hilarious

beesmygod:

there is nothing. nothing about this image. that isnt fucking hilarious

brownglucose:

ogfleecethotson:

elionking:

mightymorphinlightskin:

clarknokent:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Lmao wow

Her name sharon

i made the same face when i heard that Kanye line in New Slaves

Lmao stop

HAHAHAHAH

"what’s your sexual orientation"

reallylameblog:

ajantas:

do you ever just really want a salad?

one time after going out for the night i got back to my dorm room and it was like 4 am and I was still really drunk and I spent half an hour making this huge elaborate salad and i took a picture of it and printed it out and hung it in my room

realdentist:

im waking up

to ash and dust

i wipe my brow

and i sweat my rust

im breathing in

the testicles

thirstiest:

straight people at pride parades like

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collegeessaytips:

secret santa idea: pay my college tuition

serenitylaced:

carmoolago:

bionicblackness:

grapejellyking:

now this is a race i know i’ll get the gold in

lmao dude was in last and still made it to the top, good ol three strokes

I watched this like 7 times and died each time

Yo haha

serenitylaced:

carmoolago:

bionicblackness:

grapejellyking:

now this is a race i know i’ll get the gold in

lmao dude was in last and still made it to the top, good ol three strokes

I watched this like 7 times and died each time

Yo haha

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

clubhuman:

i hate when mosquitos do that

madsmikklsen:

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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